The Coldest Igloo

There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at
their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and
how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose
igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who, indeed, had
the coldest igloo.

They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said "Watch this!"
and poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in
mid-air and fell onto the floor solid. "Not bad" said the other
Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was colder still.

So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said "Watch this!"
and took a big breath and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a
big lump and fell to the floor. "Wow, that's colder than mine!"said the
first Eskimo. But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still.

So they ended up at the third Eskimo's igloo. He said "Watch this!"
and went into the bedroom, looked under three huge back thick furs, and
retrieved one of several small balls of ice there. He took one of the
small balls of ice and put it in a spoon, and held a match under it.
When it heated up enough, it went "FFFAAAARRRRTTT".

He won

een dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry.

Before the wedding they embarked on a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of
their connubial relationship, "How do you feel about sex?" he asked,
rather hopefully.

"Oh, I like to have it infrequently," she responded.

The old guy thought for a moment, then asked, "Was that one word or two?"