I was biking down the bike path near
my house, on my way to visit my girlfriend, when I happen to overhear a
pair of ducks loudly arguing about something duck-related. First one
would quack, then immediately the other, then the first one again.
Because I was moving slow and they were loud, I managed to hear a good
30 seconds of duck banter.
Now, experience tells me that if an animal is making noise and you yell
"SHUT UP!" at it, it'll usually comply. So I try it on the ducks.
They stop.
Then both turn to me, and give me the creepiest duck stare I have ever
seen in my life. It was like they were saying to me "We know where you
live and we will come to your house and eat all your bread before we
suffocate you with our soft underbellies."
From then on, every time I see a duck, I get a little nervous.
my house, on my way to visit my girlfriend, when I happen to overhear a
pair of ducks loudly arguing about something duck-related. First one
would quack, then immediately the other, then the first one again.
Because I was moving slow and they were loud, I managed to hear a good
30 seconds of duck banter.
Now, experience tells me that if an animal is making noise and you yell
"SHUT UP!" at it, it'll usually comply. So I try it on the ducks.
They stop.
Then both turn to me, and give me the creepiest duck stare I have ever
seen in my life. It was like they were saying to me "We know where you
live and we will come to your house and eat all your bread before we
suffocate you with our soft underbellies."
From then on, every time I see a duck, I get a little nervous.
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